The World Famous (OK, maybe not) Jonathan Rothwell Network Hub, variously described as 'excrement', 'piffle' and '404 not found'

Well, hello.

These crudely hewn 1257 bytes will allow you to navigate my three websites. In reality, it's just a bit of HTML.

jonathan-rothwell.co.uk (currently unavailable)

Crashed Pips (my blog, full of irrelevant cretinousness)

Backfeed Forums (a rather dingy little room in which you can sound off about your computer, and we'll try to explain how to fix it)